
Wow! This is a great epistle, you wont want to miss it.
Koffi has penned an open letter to few
singers borrowing them his words
of advice. Read below…
First artiste to ever have a number
1 and number 2 video on the MTV
Base countdown for weeks. First
new artiste to ever drop an album
without any major industry
collabo. First artiste to blow up
within a short period of time yet
like Burna Boy hardly headlines
any major shows, why?
Let it be known that Mr ‘Jombo’
truly did not come into the music
scene to ‘woju’, he proved his
mettle ‘Laye’, and has been having
a ‘Good time’ with his ‘Mama’ from
‘Sin City’. This express ride might
be short lived however if our
favourite fine boy does not cut the
double face act.
The fans see a sweet young man on
the tube but behind the works the G
worldwide king’s manager is killing
the brand. A facade of humility is
sold to the public, but the
arrogance beneath is as hot as
magma flowing from an expired
volcano. Hot but soon becomes ash
or turns solid stones that go
nowhere when it cools off. I don’t
know how these Actistes suddenly
get the airs of “I too mush” and
throw caution to the winds.
They surround themselves with
sycophants. Milking maids in the
name of managers. How can a
young man see such breakthrough
in life and gradually poke posterity
in the eye. Laying bad tracks along
your career path that you won’t be
able to thread upon on your way
back. Right now we all know that
like Mr M chairman I, King Tuface
(2Baba) is barely churning out any
hit songs but humbility has got
them going even if their concert
wowo small. Here you are an
advanced ‘Photocopy’ version of
9ice and you ain’t picking points
from what happened to your
original progenitor despite his huge
success(only Naija nigga to play at
Mandela’s birthday) .
Album is a few weeks away and the
management of an artiste turns
down major interviews, over bills
clients for gigs and would rather
arrogantly stay home on each of
those days and loose mileage,
connect and some rabar. Go and
ask D’banj if he would dare make
such a mistake again in his life.
This write up is not to attack the
Lion but to let the people around
him know that if care is not taken a
wounded dog like Chuddy K, W4,
Ice Prince, Ikechukwu, D’Prince
(who is no longer here)………
will be better than a dead Durella.
Wake up my dear dream
interpreter let God not judge you
wrong. Shaddout to humblesmith
too for not coming anything close
to his name whilst a veteran like
Ras kimono is turning up at every
show killing it and staying on fleek.
Oritsefemi be careful, it was not a
publicity stunt, you and Danku got
whipped due to his dumb
managerial ability, retrace your
steps before the ‘Mercies of the
Lord’ abandon you finally. I don
talk my own but as usual my mouth
dey smell, make I run go back
studio go tidy up recording on my
#CollaboraShunz album, all of una
dey craze with the yeye social
media frenzy wey dey make una
loose common sense.
Wait till African china koboko flog
you na dat time your eye go clear
maybe you sef go become video
director like Banky or just dey
nowhere like J.Martins wey Alhaji
Tekno dey use hin style dey humbly
take collect mula. 1! #IDGAF
@koffithaguru aka Casper aka
Beast is Nigeria’s most versatile
comedian, actor, singer, producer,
orator, righter! .
#TheComicTruthByKoffi is not
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